Unsent Dossiers (Mass Effect 2)

Dossier: The Baroness

Borderlands TPS crossover
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Name: Aurelia
Occupation: Baroness of several successful mining corporations based out of Illium
Location: Nos Astra, Illium

Reason for Recruitment:
Contacted Cerberus asking to join covert operation concerning Commander Shepard. Said she is bored and "needs exotic things to kill" to stave off the boredom. Will transfer a substantial sum of credits to Cerberus in return for allowing her on her "expedition".

Note: Subject has an abrasive, highly aristocratic attitude that may cause conflict within operative group. Agreed credit sum is 4 billion and will entirely refund loss from Lazarus Project.
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Shepard read over the file. If this "Aurelia" is so bad, the Illusive Man must really want those credits back. Oh well, he'll be stopping by Illium to find some more upgrades, and the Normandy is big enough. Might as well. Just as the Normandy locks into the docks, Miranda stops by the armory.

"I don't think recruiting her is a good idea Shepard," she says while walking to the weapon rack. Of course she read the dossier, she reads all of his mail.

"Inviting yourself to another mission Miranda?" He shoots, "I recall asking Jack and Garrus for this one."

"Garrus is an awkward buffoon and Jack would sooner curse and crush someone with biotics than be civil for 10 seconds, and you don't have a good track record with people skills, Commander," She criticizes eloquently while checking her heavy pistol, like she's thought it all through for hours. She probably has.

"Come on, Garrus isn't that bad, Miranda," He replies in humor.

"He isn't, that's why I'm replacing Jack. You need someone who can speak to diplomats and princesses," she finishes straping the gun to side and walks to the SMG rack. "And doesn't wear their emotions on their sleeve," she retorts the unsaid.
He shrugs and heads for the airlock to update Garrus, who is already geared up and ready to go.

"Is she really that bad?" Jacob asks Miranda after Shepard is out of earshot. He heard the whole conversation.

"She only wants to join us because she's bored and thinks Shepard is fighting 'exotic' species," she says with a sneer, "Aurelia might be worse than my father."