Trypanophobia

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"Okay Jack, I'll be in your Halloween video." I said

Said YouTuber has been asking me for over an hour of I would and finally, for both his sake and mine, I agreed.

"What!" Anti said beside me. "You said that you were going to show me RuPaul's Drag Race today."

"Anti it won't take that long. Just wait here. Watch Steven Universe or Gravity Falls."

"Fine."

And with that Jack grabbed my arm and dragged me to his recording room.

"We're live streaming this so get ready."

Regretting this already.

"WAPISH! TOP O' THE MORNIN' YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER PUMPKIN CARVING VIDEO!"

I looked toward my lap and breathed ow. "Jack," I said, "I would really appreciate if I didn't lose my hearing today. Warning next time please."

He gave me an apologetic look and turned back to the camera.

"Now people have been asking me to livestream one of these and I didn't want to do it by myself so now I have one of my friends with me and she agreed to it so yeah."

"After hours of pestering." I added.

Jack gave me that your-happy-i-did-it look.

"But anyway we have two giant pumpkins and we are going to carve this things and hopefully they will turn out as masterpeices. So here we go."

I looked over at him and he looked up at the camera quickly. "This is Y/n. I forgot to mention that didn't I. Sorry."

"Let's just carve these before someone starts texting me." I said since me and Jack had decided to keep Anti and all them a secret until further notice and gods was Anti gonna blow up my phone soon.

*Time skip a couple minutes*

"SUBMIT! SUBMIT!" I hear Jack yell. I look over and see him basically on top of the pumpkin trying to shove the knife in it.

"Problem?"

"Yes this bastard won't accept the fact that he's going to die and that he needs to just accept it."

I rolled my eyes at him and returned to my pumpkin.

"I swear..." I mumbled.

I decided that now would be a good time to cut the top off and scoop out it's guts, but that's where everything went wrong.

I had the knife pointed straight down at the top to cut it when as I pressed down it slide down the side and cut the skin between my thumb and finger.

I dropped it and grabbed my hand.

"Ow.....owowowowow that hurt." I said through my teeth trying to be quite.

"Problem?" Jack asked copying me.

"Yeah I just cut my hand."

Jack set down his knife and moved over to me grabbing my arm.

"That's not good."

"No shit Sherlock. What do we do?"

"Don't tell Anti?"

"We might have to cause Dr. Schneeplestein is down there and I have to get some paper towels."

"Oh God um, guys," he said looking at the camera, "I might die wish me luck this might be the last video you see of me. Anyway we have to go I'll make another video later bye." He said rushing over to the camera turning it off.

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