--Welcome Jess Hogart to Facebook!--
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Levi: who is this "Jess Hogwarts?!"
Jess: it's Hogart
Alicia: Hi! Remember me?
Jess: No? Who are you?
Yuki: I agree! Who's Jess? I mean, i'm Batman, so...
Everyone except Jess: ???
Jess: (High fives Yuki)
Yuki: So, Jess, This is: Jean; my brother, Eren; a titan, Marco; My boyfriend, Armin; the special one, Annie, Connie, Petra, Thomas, and Levi; my friends!
Eren: I'm not just a titan!
Jess: FRECKLES!
Marco: Oh.. I remember you now.
Jess: omg! Jean! Your Yuki's brother!! No way!
Jean: It was a shock to us all.
Petra: and he liked her, too! Well, before they knew they were brother and sister.
Jess: ohhhh SNAP!
Yuki: shat app..
Jess: but, really? you guys don't look anything alike!
Yuki: Thank you! they say that I am mean like him!
Jess: well you did punch me..
Yuki: hey!
Jess: I'm not finished! your just easily angered.
Yuki: ahhh!
--Yuki logged off--
Jess: (creepy laughing) Yuki see you through your window! (pedo face)
Yuki: WHAT!
Jess: Ima Slendy (pedo)
