Status 25- Parody

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~~Armin updated his status!~~

What? the main character just died? I need to get out of here before I hit into another.. WALL!

Comments:

Jean: I just heard Armin scream, what the craps going on?
Eren: Yeah, You'd scream, too!
Jean: Wanna bet your other arm?
Eren: To kill you I just need one!
Marco: Hey guys come on please don't fight, no ones gonna die young
Armin: *as Franz* Not gonna die young.
Hanna: Our love won't die young.
Everyone: Hey Marcos right, cause tonight, no ones gonna die young.
Levi: I'm not doing my part.
Jess: Ok!
Jean: I'm not gonna die. half of that's a big fat lie. These fools out their minds, we run until we outta time. I mean, it's not like it was episode one.
Eren: Ya know.
Jean: I wasn't there but heard it wasn't that fun.
Eren: Fo sho!
Marco: Half of me wants to say that your right, but I know you'll lead us through this fight.
Jess: *as Dazz* holy crap we screwed up our lives! Fighting titans till we die!
Yuki: *as Thomas* I'm Thomas Wagner,
Jean: He'll be the first one to die.
Marco: hey have you met my friend, Jean, he's a funny guy.
Armin:*as Franz* baby, yourself in my arms.
Hanna: I know our love will survive,
Jean: not past episode five! oh crap they all died!
Marco: Guess I was Erin in this arc everybody died young!
Alison: Instrumental break...
Marco: Hope I survive,
Jean: Marco died? Tell me how please someone!
Yuki: sup punks, little dorks, welcome to the survey corps.
Levi: Think your safe, but your not. Grab a cape and buckle up.
Jean: oh man I can't believe a joined with these dudes.
Alison: (as Connie) oh god I'm gonna die
Jess:(as Sasha) I'm gonna be sick!
Levi: Fo sho!
Eren: Quit your whining, we gotta go!
Jean: Marcos dead you butt face!
Eren: What? I didn't know.
Armin: This is is we're going outside!
Reiner, Jean and Armin: Fighting titans, till we die!
Yuki: AND STAHP.
Jean: why?
Yuki: Two reasons, one Armin swears a lot, and two, Marcos crying.
Eren: ohhh.
Marco: I'm dead!!
Yuki: it's ok.

This is a Die Young parody. It's awesome.

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