Three simple words...

Twenty-Three

December 24th~ 31 weeks.
Fiona walked down the many steps out of breath, but excitement went through her.
"Come on Joe! We're not gonna get good parking!" She re-situated her scarf and ran a hand threw her hair. Her peacoat was giving her a heat stroke in the house.
"Joe damn it come on."
He finally came down the stairwell smiling and he grabbed her hand.
*
His hand rested on her thigh as the cab moved through the streets.
"I love Coraline, Joe."
"I don't."
"I was thinking Elizabeth."
"I love Elizabeth."
"Elizabeth Langston Goode."
"Langston? What the hell is that?"
"Its us Joe."
He looked at her like she was crazy.
"Damn pregnancy hormones." He mumbled.
*
"Oh my god look at those tutus!" Fiona squeaked.
"We're looking for the Coven not Lizzy."
"Awe Lizzy." Fiona started to cry in the middle of the store and people stopped and looked at them.
"Come on."
"No I gotta go buy her first tutu."
"Fiona Goode, you've turned soft."
"I have not!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes."
"Then why are your eyes still glued to the tutu?"
"Because she needs it!" Fiona whined and pointed to the tutu.
"Damn it Fiona go buy it."
"Yay!" She did a mini pregnant dance and darted into the store.
When she came out she had several bags and Joe just kind've looked at the bags and looked up at her.
"Really?"
"The baby needed it."
"Yeah just like the baby needed my cereal this morning."
"Well she did!" She pouted.
*
"Alright, I say we just buy Queenie, Zoe and Kyle a few outfits. Delia needs a new bottle of perfume. Delphine is going to get a spa day, all of us need spa days. Sophie and Rosie are getting those one book bags from Hot topic that they almost died over. I don't know what to get Marie."
"I thought you were going to talk forever." He says turning to face her on the mall bench.
"Ooh we'll get Marie a puppy."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because we don't need a dog."
"Shes lonely."
"Please?"
"No."
"You know I'm going to do it anyways right?"
"Unfortunately."
*
Fiona and Joe came in and rushed upstairs to wrap presents.
Fiona started wrapping a present and looks up at Joe and laughs.
"Thats not how you do it."
She gets up and plops into his lap.
"Watch, you do this."
As she was explaining all Joe could focus on were her breasts.
"Think you got it?"
She turned her head and smirked when she saw what he was staring at.
She pulled off her shirt and leaned back against him.
"Oh my god I'm in heaven." He mumbled and then grabbed her breasts. It was going to be a long night.