harry || niall
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"Hey, did I tell you anything stupid last night?"
"When don't you?"
"I'm serious, Niall."
"Woah, you sound serious. What's wrong?"
"*sighs* Nothing, I just have a major headache."
"Oh. Well, you called me at midnight and told me that you realized that you're gay. That's pretty much it."
"Wait, really?!"
"Yeah."
"But— But I'm straight!"
"Not what you told me last night, Harry."
"Well, fuck what I said last night. I was drunk, drunk people say stupid things."
"Alright. Is that it?"
"Yeah."
"'Kay, bye."
"B—"
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i believe drunk people say the truth but that's just my opinion :)
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