harry || niall || louis
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"Niall..."
"Harry."
"I— I am drunk!"
"Why?!"
"Because... because it's good."
"..."
"Baby, I'm gay."
"You're drunk."
"And gay. Took me so long to figure out. And you know what made me figure it out?"
"What?"
"Y— OW, FUCK!"
"Harry? What's wrong? What happened?"
"I stubbed my toe on the table. Hurts like hell."
"Be careful, dummy."
"Hey! Who're you calling dummy?"
"Haha, you!"
"Well, I'll have you know tha—"
"Harry? Harry, what the hell did I tell you about drinking?"
"Fuck. Baby, I have to go. Louis is pissed."
"Bye, Harry. Take care, ba— uh, yeah. Don't drink anymore, okay?"
"Just because you asked me to. Bye, babe."
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NIALL ALMOST CALLED HARRY BABE WHAAAATTTTT
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Fanfiction"Hello?" "Hey, can I have two large pizza-" "It's bloody three in the morning and you're calling for two large pizzas?!" "Dude, it's just a prank. Ch-" "SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF-" "Hm... he hung up. Oh, well. Hey, Louis, the prank went well!"
