The Beginnings

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        Nedd has now created the Earth, and he had experimented with it, adding small animals and stuff. Then, Nedd Bear had the greatest idea yet.

        "What if i put giant fucking lizards and shit on here?"

        Thus Nedd had created the dinosaurs. they came in many shapes and sizes.

        The dinosaurs ruled the Earth for a while until Nedd got bored.

       "It was just a phase mom" Nedd Bear said as he threw a fucking ball of death at the Earth.

      Thru the ashes little mammals had remained. Our god saw these mammals and thought "shit I'm all out of extintion balls, welp, might as well see where this goes.''

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