Okay so I found some of the fanfics where Annabeth is like, how to say, always hyper like Leo and always squeals like Aphrodite's stuck-up child, uses a very, very, modern teenagers' vocabulary and sometimes acts like a five years old dropped-on-head-when-born child. In general, she is nothing like a real Annabeth.
LIKE WTH MAKE HER AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT SIMILAR TO RICK RIORDAN'S CHARACTER
ANNABELLE'S POV.
So I went in the closet and pulled the lever. AND IT OPENED A DOOR!!!!!!!!! (OH MY GODS OH MY GODS ITS A DOOR11!!111!!111 Did she just hit her head? Is she sick? What has she done with the real Annabeth?!) so coooooooooool! It was my own library1!!11111! This is so awesome! so I went out of my room, so did the others we checked out the others floors and rooms. IT WAS SICK! (I'm really concerned about her right now) I'm so excited for tomorrow!!!!!1 I LUV U SEAWEED BRAIN YOU OWN MY HEART!
I'M GONNA SEE MY SEAWEED BRAIN TOMORROW
I LUV HIM SOOO MUCH OMGOMGOMG
MY SEAWEED BRAIN!!!?11!!!?12/!E?>1l2emk1m2e1
and I really hate those cheesy fanfics in which they are saying 'I love you' twice a second:
"I luv u Annabelle."
"I luv u more Pürse."
"No I luv u more wise girl."
"No, I luv u more seaweed brain."
"NO I LUV U MORE ANNIEBELLE!"
"NO POO! I LUV U MORE SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!!111"
"I LUV U 2 MOON & BACK WISE GIRL!"
"AND I LUV U MORE THAN THAT SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO I LUV U THE MOST!!!!!!1111!!11111!1!"
ME: *eye twitches* *barfs*
and when suddenly someone pops out of nowhere and is all over Percy like wth bish get lost
Percy's pov.
and when me and anniebelle wr kissng nd stuff i hrd a squeaky annng vce
"PERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
ugh not again plz ppl help meh
"what do u want Petronella?"
"Awwww, why so grumpy boyfie Im here 4 my ftre bf of crse"
"Petronella Julietta Gioletta Aqua Valencia Theodora Serenity Genesis Aria Silver Luna Poopoo Biley Garciapparasmoothikinks! 4 da millionth time! I am bot ur bf. Leave me aln! I hv a gf so go away nd lv us aln!"
she looked Annie up nd down. "is dat bish ur gf?"
Annie cried nd ran 2 tartarus.
"yah, problem?" I sked her nd dragged Annabeth out of trtrus. dam she was heavy.
Petronella Julietta Gioletta Aqua Valencia Theodora Serenity Genesis Aria Silver Luna Poopooo Biley Garciapparasmoothikinks huffed nd walked away.
"I luv u anniebelle!"
Annie suddenly got a phon call. "OH u r that Zeus kid right? of crs Im gonna b ur gf." she hung up and trned 2 meh. "PERCYYYYYY Ive got a niu bf baeh! it woz nc being ur gf!"
and she strmed away. I gt really angry and threw her 2 tartarus. Then swaggered 2 Petronella Julietta Gioletta Aqua Valencia Theodora Serenity Genesis Aria Silver Luna Poopooo Biley Garciapparasmoothikinks nd asked hr 2 be my gf we got married seconds after and had 46572010 children in 2 days.
Da end.
Ill upload next chappie after I get 12456107324018458347028470948509823984739847 votes.
(y'all better read those out loud or it might not make any sense LOLOL)
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