The Tales of a Socially Awkward Eighteen Year Old

Senioritis

*WARNING*: This is going to be just me blabbering on about being lazy. 

I am currently using writing as a method of procrastination since I've already cleaned my room, did the laundry, washed the dishes and organized the endless papers on my cluttered desk. As you can see, I don't want to study for exams. My friend says it's because the 'senioritis' is kicking in. 

Senioritis: A type of disorder you get when you realize that it is your last semester of High School and you already received your University/College acceptance so you see no point in studying. Symptoms include: unauthorized absences, inability to study or take notes, complete apathy towards everything, and generally being more lazy than usual.

Use: "I've got a strong case of 'senioritis'"

All I have left are three exams to complete yet I choose to waste my life away on the World Wide Web. The past two weeks of school I haven't been present and due to my inaction, was forced to complete two final projects on Wednesday night in order to present on Thursday, also known as THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.

It has become apparent to me, that I do not give a damn. 

Alas, exam failures will have consequences so I shall grit my teeth and attempt to study before nightfall. Farewell, what few readers I have, for I must do this in order to graduate.  

(The battle between the id and superego continues tomorrow)