Glitch's Short Stories

Smooth Criminals (Stab and Poke's Kik Comp Entry)

YO LISTEN UP I'M DOING THIS WITH ONLY A SINGLE NIGHT SO I GOTTA FUGGIN DO THIS OR ELSE MY TEAM LOSES AGAIN IMMA RUSH THIS

Eh we might lose again anyway.

Btw this is for SirWattOfPad and Gryffin444 for their Kik comps and I have to do this for a challenge.

Expect this to be crappy but YOLO

Fair warning to those who have dirty-minds: read at your own risk lmao

Also we didn't make a character earlier in the challenges cos we're lazy butts but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Once upon a time--- no.

I'm not going to start this with a cliché line.

Anyways, Eugene sat on his bed on one Monday evening. It was past 10 pm. His eyes were heavy, eye bags chilling in his humble abode---the area under his eyes. He yawned as he turned off the lights. His eyes drifted to the Flitchlandia skyline, lit by skyscrapers and other places that were usually the center of night activities, such as night clubs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The point is that Flitchlandia is lit, just like every cliché city in both the real world and in Minecraft. But this is Minecraft, so let's just go with the latter.

Suddenly, the wooden boards creaked as he covered himself in his bedsheet. Must have been the wind. . . he thought.

But when another creak echoed, he told himself that it's definitely not the wind.

Unlike every other cliché protagonist who would go and see who it is, Eugene bothered himself to stand up and locked his door. He did the same with his closet door and even the window, blocking the bright lights of Flitchlandia. He didn't want anyone to disturb him in his sleep. Sleep is life.

No one should take sleep away from him.

He leapt back to his bed and bounced a little. In a quick manner, he pulled up his bed sheet and covered himself.

But of course, that disturbing mother*****r won't let him sleep. In fact, he just banged on the door several times.

"Go away!" Eugene covered his ears.

But like every other villain in a story, that dude did the same thing. He broke the wooden door down and made his entrance as if he was in a S.W.A.T. team.

Eugene peeped from his bedsheet and instead of a S.W.A.T. personnel, someone with a black hoodie turned towards him, with a knife pointed towards him.

Instead of screaming "nooooOOOOO", he screamed "RRRRRRRRREEEEEE!"

As if it was a jumpscare, Eugene jumped out of his bed and tackled the intruder. The intruder was pinned on the floor, making a lot of noises as if a couple was doing the thing ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

But they weren't doing the thing. They were doing an even better thing.

They were smashing each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It looked like Eugene was winning though--- he certainly kept punching the dude's face like Jeff Horn beating up Manny Pacquiao.

Finally, he stole the knife from the intruder and stabbed him in the stomach.

The intruder cried, "Dude. . . !"

He begged for him to stop, but Eugene just gave him another stab for no apparent reason.

"It was just a prank. . . bro. . ."

That was the last thing he said before Eugene pulled up the dead body's hoodie and saw his roommate, pouring blood from his lips.

Then the door creaked open again. A man with blond hair and a camera entered the room, looking at Eugene with disbelief.

"Holy s**t!" The man gasped. "Gotta upload this to MeTube!"

"Don't! It's not what it looks like!"

But the man already ran off. Eugene chased after him, but the elevator doors closed right in front of his face. Eugene punched the elevator door.

"Dammit!"

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And as expected, Eugene was thrown to jail. All because of the flipping vlogger.

As he looked at the court room, Judge Poke was there, as well as Stab, who was a security guard that was guarding his cell, and Paul Logan, who stood as witness.

"Time to escape."

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Lmao most hilarious and half-a**ed short story ever.

Fun facts:

1. I totally didn't place a Logan Paul reference

2. I totally didn't fill this to the brim with references

3. Yeah I managed to do this within a single night.

Anyways

730 words.

That's it from me, everyone!

_Glitch