1. Tease her about her about her first alchemy session
2. Remind her about how she totally friend-zoned Dex
3. Try to be a hero by trying to leave her out of a mission
4. Have I mentioned me yet
5. Buy her lots of clothes
6. Mention that Fitz was checking out Linh
7. Ask if she has any new abilities
8. Make her go shopping
9. Ask her if she really ate animals
10. Tell her she's wrong
11. Continue this book
12. Take all of the clothes out of her closet and throw them around the room
13. Tell her that Glitterbut likes me more than her (which is true)
14. Take her to Elwin over every little thing
15. Become one of the drooly boys
16. Give her detention
17. Be Keeffe
18. Throw stuff at her
19. Tease her about Ella
20. Sing Taylor Swift songs very loudly and off key
21. Dramatically jump off her bed playing the air guitar
22. Take all the mallowmelt
23. Lock the Leapmaster
24. Feed Iggy a whole bunch of stinky food before Sophie goes to bed
25. Judge her taste in human bands
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Ways to Annoy Sophie Foster By: Keefe Sencen
FanfictionMy personal book of ways to annoy our favorite brown eyed elf
