joke number thirty:
McGonagall: Severus, have you seen Albus?
Snape: No, can't say I have.
McGonagall: Let me try something. SLYTHERIN WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!!!!!!!!
*Dumbledor runs into the great hall*
Dumbledor: five million points to Gryffindor!
Snape: I think we found him
