Dare Mikasa

attack on wendy's teacher

i forgot who dared it (sorry buddy) - dare all couples to have kids

admin: lets switch over to a different universe, so this one isnt fucked with, and have kids there

mikasa: wait so u wont be here? ull be gone?!

admin: mikasa.. oh mikasa. the dear mikasa who hates me sooo so much. see u in another chapter FUCKERRRRR

*swirls into a hole* *lands on the ground*

mikasa: oh great

admin: tell me youre nicer than the other--

jean: BROOKE I CANNOT KEEP TAKING CARE OF THIS FUCKING CHILD! ITS INSANE

admin x2: ITS UR FUCKING FAULT BUYING 1 DOLLAR CONDOMS

admin: wait what the fuck

mikasa: NOW THERES FUCKING TWO OF U?!

admin: holy shit. we had a child

mikasa: everyone did

admin: LET ME SEE YOURS AND ERENS

mikasa: shes at school, but ur free to go see your demonic child

wendy: *the baby* *screaming and hitting jean*

admin x2: JEAN JUST FUCKING FEED HER JESUS CHRIST ITS NO-- what the fuck

admin: *waves hand a little*

admin x2: WHAT

admin: is this also one of your dare books?

admin x 2: ... dare book?

admin: ya like.. nevermind

jean: what?

admin: may i? *holds hands out to baby*

jean: *throws the baby at her*

admin: *baby talk* hey sweet thing

wendy: *calm*

jean: maybe u should take her back to ur ... alternate universe? idk whats going on rn but ya do tht

admin: sorry. strictly NO babies where i come from

admin x2: why?

admin: bc they eat their own shit. also why isnt this little fellow in school

admin x2: she killed her teacher

admin: i knew all of jean's sperms were fucked up and weird

admin x2: *mumbles* just like his dick

admin: YES! THANKKKK U. now i finally have someone whos seen his body so we can both rant abt it together

admin x2: OMG YES

admin: hey, wheres levi and hanji's child?

admin x2: they are at the park in memorial chase

admin: ok well i have to meet everyone's child in a certain amount f time. catch up later bYYYYYYYE * runs out of door and to the park*

admin x2: mpgis reference.. * smiles*

jean: what the fuck just happened?

levi: *pushing a 6 year old girl on a swing*

hanji: *sliding down a slide*

kristen: *their child*

levi: what the hell are you doing here ?

hanji: LANGUAGE

levi: *rolls eyes*

kristen: BROOOOKE! *runs up to admin and hugs her*