Dare Mikasa

have a wonderful (fort)night - dont ask me why i named it this... fuck you

Dare by someone ion remember - mikasa kisses annie

mikasa: boy o boy o boy o boy

admin: love how I have to be active on every book I ever do yAY

Mikasa: I wanna invite Eren here

Admin: why?

Mikasa: bc it's girl on girl

Admin: kdeonddo im gonna fucking half to watch y'all have a threesome?

Mikasa: why the fuck did you say half

Admin: DONT AVOID THE QUESTION MIKASA

Mikasa: yes. it's knot like you'd have a problem anyways

Admin: you said knot

Mikasa: damnit

Admin: I'll go fetch the two *goes and fetches the two*

Mikasa: *stands there awkwardly as Brooke walks back after fetching the two*

Annie: is this a dare?

Admin: you're a smart one

Annie: get the fuck off me before I bruise ur tit

Admin: *raises hands in surrender*

Eren: is this another threesome one cause this is something I'd be down with

Admin: horny fuck

Mikasa: the fuck asshole

Annie: you fuckinf perv

Eren:... I'm sorry??

Mikasa: no it's not a fucking threesome. in ur dreams.

Admin: unless someone dares i—

Mikasa: BROOKE NO DONT GIVE THEM THE IDEA

Admin: ... I ...

Mikasa: *whispers and closes eyes* shiiiiiiit

Eren: oKAY THIS IS WHY THE CHAPTERS ARE ABOUT 400 WORDS LONGER THAN THEY NEED TO BE. GET TO THE DARE

admin: you better sit ur ass down Eren. no one yells like that besides me and that's only because I'm allowed to be an annoying bitch. You don't even have to be here YOU TWO-TIMING DIPSHIT. HOW BOUT I SEND IN JEAN TO FUCK YOUR GIRL

Jean: and I'm here

Mikasa: why dO JEAN AND EREN APPEAR IN EVERY CHAPTER

Annie: *whispers to Armin who is conveniently and randomly there just as Annie asks* is it always like this?

Admin: *nods*

Mikasa: WHYS ARMIN HERE?

Eren: WHATS THE DARE?

Jean: I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING TO FUCK MIKASA

Admin: WHAT ABOUT ME FAGGOT

Levi: SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Everyone: *shuts up ... but then brooke...*

Admin: shut yo tiny bitch ass up

Levi: I'm not gonna hurt you bc I don't wanna lay my hands on a dirty whore so consider yourself lucky

Eren: JUST DO THE DAMN DARE FUCK

Mikasa: *grabs Annie's collar and pulls her in*

Annie: *doesnt even react*

Mikasa: *kisses her then lets go* THERE

Everyone but admin: *silent and a bit shocked*

Admin: well that wraps up yet another chapter of this book that makes no sense. have a great night y'all