Could you imagine having the life of a queen? (Not literal) You are on cloud nine (again, not literally) with Ryan, life is going great. That is until Y/N realizes she's pregnant.
She thinks it isn't a bad thing really, but what will Ryan think? And...
And the Blahhhh... up there, was not me throwing up if that is what you were thinking. It was an internal- whatever.
"Are you okay in there?" Ryan asks from the other side of the door.
"Nope," I shake my head, even though he can't see me. "Oh, wait. I am completely fine. Wouldn't you be if you were throwing up and felt like World War One and Two are going on inside you?"
He sighs. "I am sorry I asked."
I yawn, "I honestly don't think I can throw up anymore. Or feel any more worse- That wasn't correct. Wait, what was I talking about again?"
"Y/N, first, that is what you said twenty minutes ago. And second, don't worry about it. Just get some sleep."
I think he is praying that I don't lash out now...
"I am sorry," I sigh.
He smiles and I walk to my room.
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Ryan's POV~~~~~~~
Y/N woke up about an hour ago and is out shopping with Megan and Jolie. To say the least, Jolie forced her to come for baby clothes and supplies. She tried her best to not go... Well, I think you can take a guess how that went.
But Jay, Nathan, and I are just basically reacting to our old videos...
You can't tell, but I am cringing right now...
"Ryan!" Jay and Nathan laugh. "What is this?!"
I sigh, "Ask fifteen year old me..."
They continue laughing for about... Ten minutes straight.
"I didn't know you don't like sour stuff that much. You are a wimp. Warheads aren't that bad."
They were watching the really old video on Matt's channel where I was eating Warheads. And this video comes with a lot of swearing from all parties... Matt, our other friends, and I...
"Even Megan could do that without crying!" Nathan continued to laugh.
"How about we look at yours Nathan?" I ask, trying to hide a mischievous smile on my face.
"I got to go to the bathroom..." He mumbles and he begins walking away.
"Other way Nathan," I correct. "Turn around."
He turns around with a little less than half of his dignity left.
"Do you want to watch them anyways?" Jay asks, I smile and nod.
"Hey guys..."
And from that minute on, until we stopped watching but even a little after, we laughed until we needed to pee.
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"Shut up guys..."
Now we brought Zach and Burt into our video watching.
Nathan eventually came back. When we were not making fun of him.
"It's okay Zach, you are at least less of a cry baby now then you were three minutes ago..."
He glares at me and Jay.
"Hey! I didn't say anything," I defend.
"True..."
"But I was thinking it..." I whisper to Jay.
"Doorbell," Nathan states.
And sure enough, the doorbell rang a couple of seconds later.
I try to speak, but he doesn't let me. Burt gets up to get the door.
"What the?- How?"
And they all walk in with about three to five bags each.
We nod and start walking but Y/N grabs my shoulder.
"Ughh... Hello? Why do you have so many bags?"
"Baby stuff."
"Don't normal people wait until after the baby shower to get stuff?"
She places her hand on her heart. "I feel insulted that you don't think I am normal."
I place one of my hands on her shoulder. "We all don't think you are normal sweetie."
She glares at me but smiles.
"So you want to see what we got?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"Nope," Y/N smiles.
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"Okay, seriously... What is the difference?"
I point at two baby bottles. They are the same color (both clear with blue or pink ends), same brand, same size, same everything!
"One is 'drip-proof' and the other one is 'leak-resistant'."
I face palm and continue to run my hand down my face. "Y/N... That is the same thing, same meaning, just different wording. They just want to make more money off of people."
She looks at them and mutters something. 'Blame Megan' or something.
"Let's take this back later," I point to one of the boxes. "And should we see if there are any more repeats?"
She nods.
"There we go."
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Hello people! I am still sick from the last time I updated. Blahhhh...
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I just got two gerbils! I love them so much! But one bit me and my finger was bleeding (Casper). The white one with a dark tail is Casper, and the brown one is Mike.
(And in the pic... Sorry about the cage. My phone camera isn't so good either.)
I don't know what to say... So... What is your favorite kind of animal?
Oh yeah, I am going to a basketball game tomorrow night and I am excited. And I might get everyone I sit by sick... So yeah.
