(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ildar's version, which is a much scarier one, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORlc41BxXJA)
[Unintelligible]
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips
Like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody
To call my own
Please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips
Like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody
To call my own
Please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Bung, bung, bung, bung
Mr. Sandman, (Yes?)
Bring us a dream,
Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr. Sandman, someone to hold
(Someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Sandman, bring us a dream
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