Selphor: I'm soo perfect and beautiful ~ God Afton, you're so ugly, not even a toad would want you!
Me: ugggh
Selphor: please get out of the way, I don't want you to ruin my perfect picture, purple whore
Me:....
Selphor: i hope you die in the worst way possible, Afton!
Me: *takes knife out* sorry, but if I have to deal with you, I'd rather die.
Selphor:.....