Me: dad
Vincent: yes?
Me: you're a Prick
Vincent: excuse me?!
Me: you're an Asshole
Vincent:....... Go to your room. Now.
Me: child slaughterer ~!
Vincent: I SWEAR TO GOD USAGI TINA AFTON!
Me: haha you called me by my full name, deranged psychopath!
Vincent: you better run. NOW.