The signs as flat mates

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♈Aries           :-The blamer who  breaks other flatmates' stuff and says it's you

♉Taurus        :-The food thief who helps himself to ur budweiser , Doritos and cheese

♊Gemini        :-The borrower who makes you it damn hard to say "No" to "Can I borrow?"

♋Cancer        :-The mother hen who coconcerns himself with every aspect of your life

♌Leo              :-The bathroom hog who takes super long showers and stupid selfies

♍Virgo           :-The germ phobic neat freak who sees bacteria and dirt as evil and must destroy it

♎Libra           :-The vampire who keeps you awake at night with noises from his nonocturnal activities

♏Scorpio       :-The uninhabited lover who is into really loud $E❌

♐Sagittarius :-The lazy slob who never cleans up and who is tutally immune to bad smell and mess

♑Capricorn  :-The ghost who scares the hell out of u with their frequent disappearing activities 

♒Aquarius    :-The naturist who walks around the in their birthday suit

♓Pisces          :-The borderline alcoholic who has every reason to drink and get drunk every night

Noo !! Mine is totalyyyy wrongg

I don't take time in bathing
And I don't take selfies

And the songs awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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