Okay look. We have alll been there.
Idk what or when
But we have
You know why
Cause you're a teen and when you're a teen it's like a law that this happens to you.
Crushes, parents, exams, and just life.
So here is me supporting you on EVERY on...
Guys let us get this straight. I have never found any human being more annoying then my parents especially on a weekend morning. You expect to sleep in and wake up in the afternoon and feel refreshed but no for some APPARENT reason my parents feel the need to wake me up since it makes them feel better about themselves. Not only is it annoying that the fact they wake me up early but no not just that. It's also the goddamn way they wake me up the wtf.
They act like I'm a bear hibernating in winter ( wish I wish to be - just imagine months of sleep) so what do they do 1. Spill water on your face Idk what it is with water and parents by they seem to have bonded more than the H and the O in H2O. Like it's as if they are planning some sweet revenge to wake me up with poison or something and it only turns out to be water LIKE HELLO?! What have I ever done for you go punish me in such a cruel way.
And yet we still manage to fall back asleep :)
2. The blanket thief. I kid you not my parents are like little blankets thief's. Like first of all you both have each other. Why are you coming to steal my soulmate, best friend, other half, and my warmth. Like stop it. You can't just pull the beauty off of me. Stop okay?
And yet we still manage to fall back asleep :)
3. Retina bleachers. There are parents who want us to become blind. No joke. They open your blinds so the sun is able to pass through your lens and bleach your retina also known as blindness. I don't get it just why. Like do you want me to stop seeing things permanently and have to pay for me to get surgery which mind is more expensive then me and my brothers tuition combined. Sort out your priorities
And yet we still manage to fall back asleep :)
So this is what happens after all this.
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