Minecraft: The Evil Squid's Revenge

Getting Ready

Brian P.O.V.

Of course there are many witches in my city but I know that only one witch will be able to do the job greatly. I walk into a house, into a dark room. "Veronica? Are you there?" I wait. Then, a monster leaped at me. I scream but realized it was her sister, Victoria. "You idiot!" She was laughing on the ground. "You should have seen de face of yours! It vas hilarious!" she said wiping a tear.

I sigh. "Now where's Veronica?" "Didn't old Vonny told you? She's on a trip to Minecraftia for some ingredients." Oh Vonny. Now I'm stuck with Vicky. "Vell, if you vant anything, just tell me. I'm as good as Vonny." She did a sweet smile that wasn't sweet at all. "You know how to make the Eye Darker potion?" "Von, two, or three?" "Four actually." She chuckled casually. "Oh that's de easiest one in de book! I can do it for you. Come back in three days." "Nonsense! This is damnnnn urgent. I need it. TODAY." "Voah voah voah. Calm down ma lord. This is a lonnnnnngggg potion. Takes a vile to stew. De shortest is one day and two hours." "Whatever just get it quick." "Oh and vhat colour?" "Dark blue." And she disappear behind rows of shelves.

I sat in my study, thinking how fab my plan is. Without my glowing eyes, I look exactly like Steve. I'll just capture that old bloke Steve, replace him with myself, and BOOM everything else falls nicely. I'll capture Polly and make her evil and heir to my throne (but I'm immortal so she'll never get it ). Get her three punk friends and... actually, I haven't think of what to do with her friends. We'll just capture them for a while. Kill old Notch and BOOM king of Minecraftia. Pretty easy.

Fling. The sound of my magic mirror. Someone is calling. I walk to my giant mirror. It was obsidian pattern, the new trend. It was also shimmering with a purple dust, like an enderman. I got it at the Vitchy Mall. I log into my Skype account -It's AwesomeBrian$$ , add me as a friend pls- Squids4ever<3 was calling. "What is it?" A gigantic derpier than normal squid answer. "Well, I'm just asking do you have anything for us to do? It have been a long time since our last mission and ya know, we're kinda bored." "Well you jerks fail the last mission and I doing very great and I don't want you dorks to ruin it." "Brian. We have a deal. If you'll treat us badly we shall sent water to your castle and take over." I knew a little water and squids won't ruin my lava heaven but the dramatic betrayal realization scene is not ready. "Ummmmmmmm...actually." I pretended to think. "I actually have a verrrryyyy important job for you." The dumb squid eyes lit up. (Well not literally with fire but ya know) "You remember that old budder bloke, Sky was it?" The squid shook his head up and down hardly like listening to a rock song. "I want you and your folk to capture him for me. No hurry. Plan it good and do it relaxly. Ok?" "Ok ok sir. I'll quickly go plan. Bye!"

I log out of Skype. That dumb squid really believes me. Why the heck would I want Sky? To make him butter my toast? Not really. But if that dumb squid really capture him, Sky might be working on my breakfast for a few months. Hahaha. I shall succeed.