Part 31 | Aussie One Liners

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I made a promise in November to do this.

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Are you Australian? 'Cause you meet all my koala-fications!

Can I didgeridoo you?

Let's spend some koala-ty time together!

I put the "laid" in Adelaide.

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

I'll bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

I'm like a boomerang - I just keep coming to you.

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So what can I say except you're welcome..?

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