Purple Rain

2) Monumental Mishaps

Two Weeks Later

Ron- I walk into the library. "Heaven?"

Hermione- I walk out from between the back shelves, slowly flipping through the pages of a book. "Yes Slink?"

Ron- "Have you seen Hydra?"

Hermione- I look up from the text, I'm reading. "No, have you asked Mooney or Padfoot?"

Ron- (Shakes Head)

Hermione- "Let's go ask."

Ron- We head on downstairs, to the kitchen.

Sirius- Rem and I are at the kitchen table, drinking our morning coffee. "Morning Cubs."

Hermione- "Have you seen Hydra?"

Remus- "He is downstairs in the lab, working on a new potion. He asked not to be disturbed, not wanting either of you in harms way if things went south."

Sirius- "He gave us explicit instructions, sorry."

Ron- "Alright..." It's not unusual anymore for Harry to be in the lab and working on dangerous tools for us to use.

Hermione- Ron and I sit at the kitchen table, continuing our research.

3rd Person P.O.V- Downstairs the dark and dank lab is glowing with a greenish hue, due to the lone cauldron where a powerful potion is being brewed...when it began bubbling and suddenly exploded.

Harry- I just added blood root and bat wing when it bubbled, before I could take cover it exploded and sent me flying across the room.

Sirius- The explosion rocked the house. "Shit!" I get up and bolt down into the lab.

Remus- I quickly follow after my mate.

Hermione and Ron- We follow after them. "HYDRA!"

Sirius- With a few flicks of my wand the smoke and debris is cleared away. The shelves, ingredients and pre-made potions have been picked up and reorganized.

Remus- With a few flicks of my wand the furniture has been fixed. The cauldron placed back on the table and the toxic potion cleaned up and all the ingredients placed back on the correct shelving.

Harry- I finally gather my bearings. "That fucking hurt!" I tenderly rub at my head.

Hermione- I turn and immediately lay eyes on our leader. (Squeaks) "Remus can I have your robe?"

Ron- I looked anywhere, but at my best friend. (Blushes Darkly)

Sirius- I lean against the table, twirling my wand between my fingers. "Only you would get yourself turned into a girl."

Remus- I was confused until I turn my attention to where Hermione is looking, only to look away quickly. "Oh dear." I slip off my everyday robe and hand it to Heaven. "Cub, what have you done?"

Hermione- I help the dazed girl, slip into the robe. "We are gonna have to go to Gringotts and then go shopping for new clothes."

Ron- "Considering we are playing on the fact you were kidnapped from the Dursley's, now you really need to find someplace else to stay."

Harry- I was so confused about what they were talking about, until what Padfoot said sunk in. "Wait I'm a girl?"

Sirius- (Laughs) "Out of Everything we just told you, that is what stuck!" I easily dodge the hex she sent at me.

Remus- "Go to Heaven's room and get cleaned up, get a change of borrowed clothes then we are going to Gringotts."

Sirius and Ron- We follow the slightly irate werewolf upstairs and into the kitchen.

Hermione- I take my now female best friend upstairs to my room and push her into the bathroom. "You can use my shampoo and conditioner as well as body wash...you'll smell like strawberries!"

Harry- I slip off the robe as it pools on the floor, before getting into the shower I examine my new figure in the mirror. I've got mid-shoulder fiery red hair, bright emerald green eyes. Fair, pale skin covered in freckles. I stand at 5'6 and am rather skinny with pleasant curves. (Smiles)

Hermione- I walk in. "Oh I thought you got in already."

Harry- "Heaven?"

Hermione- I set the clothes on the counter and put the robe into the laundry. "Yes Hydra?"

Harry- "Is it selfish of me to want to stay like this? I feel human and pretty...I feel like me!"

Hermione- (Smiles) "No, it's not selfish at all." I spin her around and give a gentle shove. "Now into the shower with you."

Harry- I turn on the hot tap. "Hey Heaven, how uh...do you get rid of unwanted body hair?"

Hermione- I wanted to roll my eyes, but quickly realized that Hydra is new to the whole being a girl thing. "I'll teach you the spell later." With a wave of my wand and mumble of the all too familiar incantation..."You Good?"

Harry- Whatever Heaven did worked. "Thank you." I run my fingers over my now hairless skin.

Hermione- (Nods) "I'll be in the bedroom, come out when your done." I leave giving her some peace.

Harry- I take my time using the given shampoo, conditioner and body wash. (Hums Happily) Getting out I cast a quick drying spell then examine the clothes. I put on the pretty black lace panties, but the obviously black matching top piece was rather confusing. "HEAVEN?"

Hermione- I quickly rush back into the bathroom. "What?"

Harry- "I obviously know how to put on panties, but what is this contraption?"

Hermione- (Giggles) "That my friend is called a bra...you now have boobs, which means you need to wear one."

Harry- I look at her perplexed.

Hermione- "Turn around." I take the so-called contraption, once she turns I help place it correctly as she slides the straps on her shoulders...then I clip the back. "Alright it's on."

Harry- "Thank you."

Hermione- "You know your now going to be victim to me and the other girls right?"

Harry- "I'm aware." I pull on the navy skinny jeans and green long sleeve sweater. (Hums)

Hermione- I wave my wand mumbling an incantation, painting her nails and toes a vibrant glittering emerald green. (Smirks) "Don't forget your socks and boots."

Harry- I quickly pull on the socks and black ankle boots, then I wrap my thigh holster in place and grab my wand. "Alright, I'm ready."

Hermione- I quickly brush her hair. "Now you're ready."

Harry- We walk downstairs.

Sirius- I look up when the two girls walk in. (Smiles)

Ron- (Whistles)

Remus- I look directly at the young red-head. "Ready to go?"

Harry- "Let's go." Money leads the way through the floo with Padfoot, Heaven, Slink and I following after him.