Requested by xXDeathKentonXx
Deadpool was eating a chimichanga at a diner when the bank across the street's alarms went off. For the sake of curiosity he went over to find the clown prince of crime and his...
Hot a** partner in crime!!!
(Deadpool don't interrupt)
Sorry...we were all thinking it.
(Anyway). He watched as they robbed the bank.
"Harley!! Pay attention you idiot!" the Joker yelled at her.
"Yes, sir, Mistah J." replied Harley.
Harley messed something up and all the money got incinerated. The Joker was furious.
"You idiot!!!!! What the h*'ll is wrong with you, can't you get anything right!!!" he yelled.
The Joker pulls on Harley's pig-tails to make her listen to him.
That's it! I'm getting in this!
(Deadpool! I said no interrupting!)
Sorry I can't stand back and watch as this douche bag mistreats the hottest woman alive!
(May God rest Joker's sole). Deadpool takes out his Rabid-Hamster gun and pointed it at Joker.
Get rabies, Mark Hamell!!!!!
A rabid hamster landed on Joker's face. He runs in circles screaming while the bites and scratches his face. Deadpool walks up to Harley.
"Ma lady, would you care to go out with a real cool dude?" he said extending his arm.
"Ooooh, what a gentleman." Harley blushed.
They link arms and stroll off.
"Do you like chimichangas?" he asked.
"Love 'em!" replied Harley.
Now lets get to the good stuff!!!
(Deadpool, its not that kind of fan fiction).
Oh come on please!!!!
(NO).
Can I at least get to second base?
(NOOOOO!).
Aww we, fine...you're no fun, ya know that?
(Whatever, just kiss her).
That I can gladly do.
Deadpool dips Harley down and gives her a big, wet kiss.
Hallelujah!!!!!!! *howls*!!!
(Deadpool you're such a hand full).
But you still love me.
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