Short Stories And Entries

crazy substitute - Tavo

"Okay class, we will be learning how to divide fractions, so who's ready?" Some kids got out their textbooks, staring at the huge lawnmower duct-taped to the teacher's back. "It's a-BURP- shame that your teacher is out, so I am your sub, Mr. Daa-" He fell asleep on the desk, and started to drool.

He then got up after about a minute and started shrieking "MATH, THE MATH!!!!" "Okay... Turn to page eight-BUUUUURRRRRP" Kids exchanged looks, and some covered their noses. "I said to turn to page eight!!!!" He yelled. Then he pulled on a string connected to the lawnmower, and it started to make a growling noise. Kids rushed back to work.

"Umm, substitute, can you help me with this problem?" One of the kids said you could tell that he was afraid. "NOOO!" He hollered, he flipped over his desk and started doing the Irish jig.

"Hey-who are you!?!?!?" a man entering the room shouted. The substitute looked very confused. "I'm the substitute teacher!" he said as his jaw dropped. "Oooooh, I was volunteering to teach in the insane asylum, my google maps must have been mixed up...