Why me !

My big dicusting nose.

Out of all the people in the world why was it me who had to have a nose the size of a planet ! Sometimes I wish I could just cut in clean of and glue mia matervails nose on instead. Her nose was so well proportioned and button like,where as mine was like bent old fish hook .
Mum says it's what the inside that counts but honestly I spend that must time looking at all the popular kids and trying hard to fit in that I don't even know my own favourite colour.
Plus my parents are so unfair to me they don't let me wear any makeup and I'm practically a woman now. So say if I have a great whopper of a zit of my face I would have to deal with it !
My best friend Sara asked my yesterday if I had a crush on any boy in school but I had to say 'No' basically because it's simply ridiculous that anything or anyone as bluddy hot as Chris piper would want to go out with me #planetnose101. Chris piper has been known in my family since I was a kid because our moms went to the same college. Lucky me ha!
No you where wrong . This put my in the friend zone forever and eternity...
I was his friend but popularity split us apart witch took the shape of Mia matervails (aka the cool beautiful and down right perfect chick every boy wanted to date) .
She obviously hated me with all her soul and now all I get from Chris is a smile in the corridor at lunch with his star shine teeth and gorgeous lips .
I wanted so much more than that though but I could not let it show , I suppose my friends where the only thing that kept my depressed little butt going. They where :
• Zoe (drama queen af.)
• Paris ( sporty and fit ) has a boyfriend in the year above us .
• Sara ( #bestfriend )
These are my life savers. This morning I ran down stairs because I could here the sizzling of bacon in the kitchen . After breakfast I got dressed and walked to school with Paris who was ,as always, wearing sports clothes and had all the energy in the world .
Paris had been at a party last night and had been grounded for sneaking out to it at 1:00am. So she can't of had very much sleep .
When we finally got to the gates of hell ( school) we gathered the troops and went to out first lesson witch fortunately we all had together. When I got to class Mia strangely passed my a Peace of paper and it read ...