call me oppa。▶ p.cy + b.bh [C O M P L E T E D]

ㅈguess what?

a/n: just a heads up, this group of friends have no chill esp jongdae so there will be talk of giving blowjobs so if you'd like to skip this chapter, do so now.

gc: cbx hoes

byun92: HoEs

jongDAY: who tf you think you calling a hoe

minsock: shush, you cutie.

byun92: eww just fuck already
byun92: anyway i come bearing some embarrasing problems

jongDAY: wtf did you do this time?

byun92: ok y'all know how i'm talking to chanyeol right?

minsock: right.

byun92: so i told him...
byun92: i'd give him a blowjob if he went on a date with me
byun92: and now i just want to bury myself alive

minsock: wow i expect this from jongdae not from you, baek

jongDAY: wow minseok, i thought we had something *dramatically wipes tear*

minsock: we do pls don't be mad

byun92: umm so y'all got any
byun92: umm tips???
byun92: kill me pls

jongDAY: ok so you have to swirl you tongue around the tip and don't use teeth unless you actually know what you're doing
jongDAY: trust me been there done that

byun92: BITCH WTF I MEANT LIKE HOW TO FACE HIM AFTER SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF JFC KIM JONGDAE I'M NOT FUCKING HIM ON THE FIRST DATE

minsock: you need to be specific around jong cause he'll make any conversation sexual
minsock: i know by experience

byun92: then what do i do????
byun92: my date is tommorow and i want to cry?!?!?!

minsock: jong will be no help so...
minsock: just pretend you never said any of those things
minsock: act all innocent

jongDAY: basically be yourself
jongDAY: hahahahaha

byun92: ok i think i can manage that
byun92: thanks and wish me luck guys 😬😬

jongDAY: good luck!! and remember NO TEETH 😂

minsock: good luck! treat him well, baek. 😊

byun92: i will thanks

byun92 is now offline

minsock: so...
minsock: when is OUR date?

jongDAY: i already told you, minseok, i don't do relationships.

minsock: it was worth a try

jongDAY: don't make me feel bad

minsock:

jongDAY: fine ONE date
jongDAY: don't expect it to go well

minsock: thanks jongiieeeeee
minsock: i promise i'll treat you like the prince you are 😚😘

jongDAY: yea yea yea that's what they all say 😒

jongDAY is now offline

minsock: wow, who hurt you?

no one in this group chat will be able to see this chat if you do not click the save button. are you sure you want to exit?
[yes] no

minsock is now offline