Prompt one-shots

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Prompt: "Did I ever tell you the time I started a cult?"

KatLoss13

I looked at the ceiling in boredom. My friend cooking in the kitchen of his tiny apartment. I'm laying on the ugliest shade of purple couch as some sport game neither of us cares about is on tv.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I started a cult?" I asked out of the blue.

"The one about laziness or the one about food?" He says in response.

"What?! Those weren't cults, they were, uh... friend ship circles?" I say sheepishly.

"Yah what ever, what did you do now?" He asked.

"Well, this time was different! This time I made a cult about-"

"How homework is evil?" He said smugly.

"Shut up." I frowned. "When's dinner. I'm still broke and you are able to cook well."

"It's done now, come on, let's eat."