one day dan and phil were having the casual day. the usual cereal stealing and the daily existential crisis xD..... that is until charlieskies showed up and the flat. charlie our anorexic emo queen knocked the doorbell nicely in his cute little crop top and ripped jeans (lolzor im a charlie skies stannie xDDDD) . dan opened the door expecting the post man with his extra large xxl dildo. he opened to a shocked surprise. it was charlie. the guy who TRIED to steal his mans years ago...
"uhhh hi charlie" dan said confused and slightly scared he was gonna steal his mans phil megamind again...
"hi danny boy xDD" said charlie in a cheery but sneaky voice.
"what r u doing here" dan asked impatiently as he needed to go do number 2
"im here to talk to lion" charlie said confinetley..
"who??" dan said confused
"phil u ugly ass brownie wannabe" charlie said annoyed.
"oh ok sure.. come in...." dan said nurvesouly as he led charlie to phil and thought of what might come next...
MOMENTS LATER
"danie babey who wez it???" phil asked in his ugly ass british accent
"ermm babey itez charliesz....." dan said confused
"hi phel" charlie said appearing behind den in the doorway
"omg critter!!!!" fil gushed and got his zuper zepper out of his pocket and zapped charlie
"omg phil how dare u" charlie said while he grrrrrrr
"just kidding omg how u been! u change so much u fatty" phil said standing up to give a hug
"i know im now a skinny anorexic legend!" charlie said making fil twirl him
phil gasped thinking "wow he is thick.."
all while this was happening dan was watching with tears in his eyes. he was heart broken. he couldn't believe his eyes.. phil betraying him for some.. some.. SLOT like charlie. he wuz geing to kel hemself toneitght. or maybe not... he thot in abritish accent...... dan rushed out of the room slightly catching phils attention and made a berry important call for something about tommorow...
to be continued part 2 soon
