den could not stop thinking about yesterday all nite. it didnt help the fact that charlie stayed over. he heard phil's zuper zepper going off all nite and he couldnt help but wonder what they were doing ALL NIGHT. dan was sad. how would he let this anorexix, thick legend steal his mans thats not really his mans but is his mans. Den was furious. Thats why today, he was going to do sometihng that would change his life forbeer.
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Den woke up in his stink swamp bed and got up. He went to the bathroom to see some poo poo in the toilet and flushed it without tinking much of it. he washed his yellow teeth and scrubbed his swampy deformed ass until death. then he got out and went back to his room, put on the same stinky black jeans and yezzszys shirt. he went to check on fil when he saw charlie asleep on the couch. their couch. den and phels couch. nasty ass charlie, he probably stunk and was homeless. ugly. dan went out the flat and into the real world. "ew" he thot. "meow" he said. dan got into the stinky tube with the mexicans and was on his way to happiness.
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"heller mr. kardoshon. how r u thes fene moreneng."
dan asked
"i am good dan thanks for asking, r u ready?"
"yeths of courouse. i em readey to get me ande my manez some happeniness."
"ok" said mr . kardoshon "u will be ready wiggle wiggle in no time"
"hehawwwwww mr. kardoshon Youre helerious"
dan said
"ok enough time wasted my smol bean, lets get started." mr kardoshon said as he pulled out his zuper zepper 44500 and his bollocks.
2 be continued....
