Me: *crawls up the wall and stands on the ceiling*
LB: Um... Chat?
Me: What?
LB: Why are you...?
Me: I am heels over head to see you, M'lady.
LB: Uh... Don't you mean head over heels?
Me: But my heels are over my head, so...it wouldn't make sense for me to say I'm head over heels.
LB: ................ Omg Chat.
Me: *smirks*
LB: *pulls me off the ceiling*
Me: *falls on my head and gets a concussion* OW!