Offender man be's pedo to you.... 0-0 Some signs aren't gonna like that..... *cough* aries *cough*
Aries: FIGHT ME HOE!!! GOOD LUCK BEATING THIS SAVAGE!!!! OFFENDER, JUST YOU TRY TAKE ON ONE OF MY GUMMY BEARS AND WIN!!!!
Taurus: yeah, ok, bye
Gemini: *slaps him* *whispers* I know what you did to those children. SHE/HE KNOWS OFFENDER
Cancer: *full out attacks him* other Zodiac's see and help* I WILL ALL WAYS HELP YOU MY PRECIOUS GUMMY BEARS.
Leo: *creepypasta boy/girl friend kills him for you while you watch being FAB*
Virgo: no. Just, no. She/he said the no. Fuck off offender
Libra: ATTACK !!!!! * Pisces bites his foot* * Libra and cancer stab him*
Scorpio: *disappears into a swirling mass of fire and cuts off his head* idek. Don't judge.
Sagittarius: bruh, your like 900000000 years old and I'm Y/A. (your age) stop being a pedo and FuCk off.
Capricorn: *was getting high with candy pop* go away dickhead. Your smell is affecting the weed. Lol, he affecting the weed.
Aquarius: *blows tiny poison dart at him that makes him slowly turn to stone* DIE BITCH, DIE!!!!! Wow, u a dangerous person Aquarius
Pisces: *chews offenders foot off and puts it in there secret foot collection* secret foot collection huh?
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Creepypasta Zodiacs
Randomya I know a lot of people have done this but eh. enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Depends on who u are...
