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"Hello? Police? There is an extremely attractive man in my house. Oh wait, it's just me." You heard Noah talking to himself.

"Wow Noah. Never knew you talk to yourself, and where is that extremely attractive man?"

"Uhh, wow this is embarrassing. The attractive man is me. Obviously.." Noah scratched the back of his neck.

"Pfft. That's funny Noah, seriously where is he." You asked.

"I'm right here.."

"Oh. So your not joking..."

"Yea I'm not joking" Noah said.

"Jeez, well..i should just..just..uhh..leave" You scratched the back of your neck and left.

"Well darn next time" Noah told himself.

**heh**

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