a/n: idk what this is but i wrote it at 2am on an ipod touch i might delete it later
"Oh yes daddy!!!" you cry as Donald Trump strokes your cheek gently "Won't you please grab me by the pussy?!?" You cringe slightly, just waiting for the moment when you won't have to put up the facade that you like him. Like honestly, who the fuck would? His wife is way younger than him so obviously in it for the money! "Oh sexy daddy give me your Trump Stump™!!!" "Just a minute baby gotta go get some Viagra brb" he replies. As soon as he turns around you pull out the gun you were hiding in your ass and shoot that mofo right in the ass, then the back, then the head a few times for good measure. "Oh thank you Geesus and Yeesus and even you, Beesus!" you cry. "Now i don't have to do any sexy time with that old ass pervert ew." Suddenly your phone rings. It's your actual daddy, Pepe. "Hi daddy, wanna come over and fuck? You can fuck Trump's dead body too. I know you're into that shit." "Naw baby I'm good I don't wanna fuck that wrinkly ass old man. Btw, how did you manage to kill him, and how are you gonna hide from the law?" "Oh I pretended to want to fuck that old bitch and then shot him when he went to get Viagra. I don't need to hide from the police, he was breaking the law. I'm underage and they can't prove if i consented or not I could say shooting him was self defense." "Ok that's all cool baby be right over" Pepe came over to your house and then you proceeded to have really hot sex the end.
WHAT THE FUCK WJERE DID THIS COME FROM AGGHHHHHH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MIND JUST MENTIONING NOW THAT IT IS 2:21 AM SO MY MIND IS REALLY WEIRD RN
this is unedited btw
why the hell did you read this?
when i was writing this i imagined pepe's voice as like a really low pitched black man's voice idek lol
