I was eight and knew about Creepypasta
Lapis:MEG HELP JEFFS IN MY ROOMM!
Meg:Huhhhgh? *half asleep*
Lapis:HELP ME MEEEGGG!
Meg:UHH LAPIS I'M COMING!!! *Grabs pistol*
Nothing there*
Meg:I'M GOING BACK TO BED!
*repeats 8 times*
Meg:GO TO SLEEP CHILD!! OR I'LL BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARREE!!! I NEED MY SLEEP NOW GO TO FUCKING SLEEEPP!