NO FUCKING SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE BABY!

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Brave:Lapis get the fuck in here!

Lapis:Brave SHUT UP I'M BABYSITTING! SO NO SWEARS..

Brave:Oh really?

FUCK THAT SHIT! OH CRAP THAT SHIT! HOOKING IS MY THANG YALL SO BETTER GET YOUR SHIT USED TO IT! PERVERTED IS MY THANG!

Lapis:SHUT UP!!

Kid (Ally):Fuck. That Shit?

Lapis: Nothing sweety! :D

Later

Telephone:RING!

Lapis:Huh? Lola Dune Residence.

Parents:Where did our Ally learn Those words?

Lapis:I assure you Ma'am  There was no cussing with Ally today.

Brave:FUCK THAT SHIT! OH CRAP THAT SHIT! HOOKING IS MY THANG YALL SO BETTER GET YOUR SHIT USED TO IT! OH PERVERTED IS MY THANG!

Parents:Starts yelling*

Lapis:GAHH!! *runs out*

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