Zosan - Nightmares ( finished )

Strip shapes.

The next morning, the Strawhats are doing their usual duties.

Nami is in the girls dorm, trying on different outfits while she blow drys her hair. Robin is out on deck, reading a documentary while she drinks her morning coffee.

The captain is sat , sleeping on the lions head, his hat covering his face as his body was slouched back lazily.  Franky and Usopp are working on some latest invention in the boys dorm.

Chopper is in his doctors office,  reading over his new Biology books.

Brook however, he is drinking his morning tea, standing next to the ships railing as he watches the sun rise.

Zoro is sat at the back of the ship, sleeping( as usual).

Right now Sanji is bored, he already cleaned the kitchen five times, went over his recipes and his preparations for tomorrow's meal. So he decided,  alright, lets bother the marimo. But he needs an excuse to go bother him, so he gets out the pack of booze. Walking to the back of the ship,  Sanji lays eyes on the sleeping marimo. " Oi , shit head..." he sits in front of him, tapping his head lightly.

Zoro slowly opens his one functioning eye, " What do you want shit cook?"

" You, me, contest? " Sanji shows the booze and pack of cards.

Zoro sits up quickly, reaching for the booze but Sanji pushes him back down. " If you win, you get the booze.."

Zoro raises an eyebrow, " and if I don't win? "

" You come on a date ...with me.." Sanji blushes , along with Zoro.

Zoro then smirks, " You couldn't just ask me? "

" Shut up, you playing or not? "  he can barely look Zoro in the eye.

Zoro shrugs, " Alright cook, what do we do?, I'm guessing its to do with the cards? " he eyes the cards as Sanji shows four of them. One with a heart, one with a diamond,  one with a circle and one with a square.

" Pick one. "

" Eh? Uh... the heart" Zoro points to it as Sanji begins to shuffle them , flipping them upside down. He lines them up in a row in front of Zoro neatly.

" The name of the game is strip shapes." Sanji smirks. " You got to guess, which card is yours and if it's wrong, you take off a piece of your clothing." 

Zoro blushes madly, his one functioning eye widens, " YOU PERVERTED COOK! "

" Come on Zoro-kun~ Scared of losing?" Sanji teases. " If its the right card, it means I have to take off a piece of clothing. "

" You're on shit cook! " Zoro taps one of the cards.

Sanji flips over the card and smirks, seeing it is a circle.  Zoro growls under his breath as he takes off his red velvet belt that supports his swords. Sanji shuffles them again, flipping them back over.

" Go on~" Sanji smirks as Zoro slowly taps a card, hoping it would be his. Sanji flips it over and sighs seeing it is a heart. Zoro just smirks evily at him , watching him take off his tie. It is now ten minutes into the game , and Sanji is losing.  He is now in his boxers, as Zoro remains how he was.

" Damnit! Damnit!" Sanji shuffles them and and flips them over.

Zoro licks his lips greedily,  tapping one of the cards. " Whats wrong cook? Scared of losing? " he smirks at him.

" I'm not going to! " Sanji flips it over....its a heart....Sanji blushes madly,  " N-NO FAIR! YOURE CHEATING AREN'T YOU?! " Sanji snaps.

" TAKE IT OFF SHIT COOK! " Zoro tackles him.

" KYAHH!! " Zoro with ease, rips off the cooks boxers, making Sanji straight away cover his private parts.

" Don't cover~" Zoro laughs at the blushing cook.

" And you call me the pervert?! " Sanji sits down , still covering.

" If you wanted to see me naked you could of asked me" Zoro takes a swig of his booze.

" Excuse me? ! " Sanji barks angrily.

" The game was strip shapes? You wanted my clothes off cook, I could tell when I saw you panicking."

" N-No! Shut up! Shu-" Zoro pulls down the cook, kissing him softly.