Skydiving

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Me : JSHSHD, HOLA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M HYPED I HAD COFFEE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS TEA AND YKNOW

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Me : JSHSHD, HOLA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M HYPED I HAD COFFEE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS TEA AND YKNOW ... TEA IS GREAT

Nathan: now I see how British you are

Me: FUG YEAH

Zazmine: I like when you say tree or free instead of three

Me: don't make fun of my accent bish

Zazmine: okay fine .. that was a complaint though

Me: ANYWAYS, WE'RE SKYDIVING TODAY IWBSHBDHSJSHAHEHSJSJDNNDJSIWHEJEJSIWUDHDHDH YRHHDJSHSHSHD YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Zazmine: who gave you the coffee?! they're f- - - ing C R A Z Y ! !

Me: HSBSHJSNDJDJDHDHD

Dylan: Is she dying?

Me: YES DYLAN.. YES I AM

Dylan: someone call 9-1-1

Me: NO, SOMEONE CALL 666

Dylan: iM GOING TO PARACHUTE FIRST CAUSE THIS BOI CRAZY

Me: BISH IMMA GURL

Me: ALSO TREE NEW BISHES FUCK YE

Nathan: Stop being obnoxious

Me: FUCK YOU

Zaz: you would

Me: god damn you Zaz.. anywHo

Charlie: *smashes door* YEET!

Charlie: *smashes door* YEET!

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Echo: hello humans

Me: WELCOME ECHO

???:*SMASHES DOOR*

???2: that's rude but k

Me: HELLO THERE

Ellie: hello I'm Eli, pronounced Ellie (WHICH WAY DO I SPELL IT ?)

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Ellie: hello I'm Eli, pronounced Ellie (WHICH WAY DO I SPELL IT ?)

Ross: ooh, okay now wtf did the other one go

???: in the bush somehow

Ross: um okay get tf out the bush then?

???: I cant, it's a maze bush

Nathan: You're literally -

???: OKAY I'M OUT HELLO BISHES

???: OKAY I'M OUT HELLO BISHES

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Me: this is Kayria .. say hi everyone okay now I need

Jace: bitch what you need

Me: get out Jace

Jace:  :(

Nathan: rude

Me: fuck off Nathan

Zaz:you mean you fuck him?

Me: *death stare*

Zaz : okay 👍

Me: NOW, WITH AUTHOR POWERS WERE AT A SKYDIVING PLACE

*poof*

Me: and everyone has a skydiving parachute,  FIRST GOES ZAZ AND DYLAN BECAUSE DAMNIT I SAID SO HIYAH! *kicks them off* bye!

Zaz: fuUuuucK

Me: okay now goes Kay and whoever else I feel like

Kay: *jumps with parachute * weeee!

Me: *pushes Echo and Charlie off* bye!

Echo: weeeeee

Charlie: AAAAAAH

Me: pfft, anywho.. *pushes everyone off* BYEEEE

Zack: OOOOOOOOOOF

Jace: yeet *dabs*

Liana: the dab is dead okay?

Micheal: *dabs*

Zaz: *facepalms*

Me: okay! *jumps*

Nathan : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMS aWWWWAYYYYYy

Jace: *kicks Nathan in the face* NOBODY CARES DAMNIT

Me: COFFEE RULES

Zaz: nooooo iT dOEsnt

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Sorry for the bad chapter
but you can deal with it




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