Me : JSHSHD, HOLA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M HYPED I HAD COFFEE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS TEA AND YKNOW ... TEA IS GREAT
Nathan: now I see how British you are
Me: FUG YEAH
Zazmine: I like when you say tree or free instead of three
Me: don't make fun of my accent bish
Zazmine: okay fine .. that was a complaint though
Me: ANYWAYS, WE'RE SKYDIVING TODAY IWBSHBDHSJSHAHEHSJSJDNNDJSIWHEJEJSIWUDHDHDH YRHHDJSHSHSHD YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Zazmine: who gave you the coffee?! they're f- - - ing C R A Z Y ! !
Me: HSBSHJSNDJDJDHDHD
Dylan: Is she dying?
Me: YES DYLAN.. YES I AM
Dylan: someone call 9-1-1
Me: NO, SOMEONE CALL 666
Dylan: iM GOING TO PARACHUTE FIRST CAUSE THIS BOI CRAZY
Me: BISH IMMA GURL
Me: ALSO TREE NEW BISHES FUCK YE
Nathan: Stop being obnoxious
Me: FUCK YOU
Zaz: you would
Me: god damn you Zaz.. anywHo
Charlie: *smashes door* YEET!
Echo: hello humans
Me: WELCOME ECHO
???:*SMASHES DOOR*
???2: that's rude but k
Me: HELLO THERE
Ellie: hello I'm Eli, pronounced Ellie (WHICH WAY DO I SPELL IT ?)
Ross: ooh, okay now wtf did the other one go
???: in the bush somehow
Ross: um okay get tf out the bush then?
???: I cant, it's a maze bush
Nathan: You're literally -
???: OKAY I'M OUT HELLO BISHES
Me: this is Kayria .. say hi everyone okay now I needJace: bitch what you need
Me: get out Jace
Jace: :(
Nathan: rude
Me: fuck off Nathan
Zaz:you mean you fuck him?
Me: *death stare*
Zaz : okay 👍
Me: NOW, WITH AUTHOR POWERS WERE AT A SKYDIVING PLACE
*poof*
Me: and everyone has a skydiving parachute, FIRST GOES ZAZ AND DYLAN BECAUSE DAMNIT I SAID SO HIYAH! *kicks them off* bye!
Zaz: fuUuuucK
Me: okay now goes Kay and whoever else I feel like
Kay: *jumps with parachute * weeee!
Me: *pushes Echo and Charlie off* bye!
Echo: weeeeee
Charlie: AAAAAAH
Me: pfft, anywho.. *pushes everyone off* BYEEEE
Zack: OOOOOOOOOOF
Jace: yeet *dabs*
Liana: the dab is dead okay?
Micheal: *dabs*
Zaz: *facepalms*
Me: okay! *jumps*
Nathan : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMS aWWWWAYYYYYy
Jace: *kicks Nathan in the face* NOBODY CARES DAMNIT
Me: COFFEE RULES
Zaz: nooooo iT dOEsnt
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