Ayuma and the White Haired Pervert (Kakashi One-Shot)

This little one shot is for @SeleneSilver! (: She's really cool, and we share similar profile pictures. I was gonna make this a Kakashi love story but I had one already written out...and didn't realize it..I'm kinda brain dead...but yeah, this chick's pretty cool, so go fan her and chizz! Atsu~

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"Ayuma, their not that bad. I mean sure..the Hidden Leaf have an arrogant reputation, but they could be just like everyone else here in Takigakure. Besides, you are the top ninja of your time! That has to mean something!" Keiko, my best friend, says.

"Yeah, yeah. It's just..I've heard that they have some of the most amazing ninja in history there! And Leader says I have to just waltz in and set up surveillance devices?! Like that's the easiest thing in the world!" I say, shoving some kunai into a hidden pocket of my travaler's clothing.

"Don't tell me your backing out so early." She says, and I smirk.

"Hell no. Like I'd ever back down. From Anything." I say, walking through the door.

"Be careful okay?" Keiko says, hugging me. I push her off, and smile.

"Peace." I say, walking down the road..To Konoha of the freaking Leaf.

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Crouching silently in a cluster of tress on the outskirts of Konoha, I install the first set of cameras. Silently creeping forward a good hundred yards, I install four more. Standing up and dusting myself off, I sling a small bag over my shoulder, and walk to the right, until I reach small road.

'I can do this. I can do this.' I chant to myself, smiling at a cluster of men walking the opposite way. A man with white-as-snow hair catches my eye, his stare following me until he's out of site. I shake it off, and walk as far away from the group as possible. Once out of reach of anything, I make a sharp left into the woods as silently as possible.

Choosing a good amount of trees, I start installing the second wave of cameras, being as cautious as possible. That man with the white hair...he seemed so...Mysterious. What would a group of four be doing in the woods like this anyways?! Unless they..No..they couldn't know...Stop being ridiculous Ayu-

"Found you." Someone whispers in my ear, making me shiver. I turn around quickly, pulling out a kunai and stabbing it into their leg...I mean..a log?!

"Come out! Show yourself!" I yell, searching the trees.

"Ah, and what village might you be from gorgeous?" Someone says from my right, but I look and no one's there.

"You will not get a word out of me! Face me like a true Shinobi!" I yell, kunai raised.

"Why face you, if I can stand behind you?" That voice says again. Turning around slowly, I come face-to-face with the white haired man.

"You. What do you want?!" I say, knowing the answer.

"Want to tell me why their are cameras...all over?" He says, kicking a hidden one.

"Wanna tell me who did such a bad job on your haircut?" I spit, and he smirks.

"Kinda feisty..Hmm..Not Sunakagure, not rude enough..Not Konoha obviously...Well, which one?" He says, looking at me curiously.

"Like I'd let some Leave jerk push me around!" I yell, throwing three shuriken at him, then roundhouse kicking at him. He steps back, the shuriken twirling in his hand.

"Ah...Waterfall." He says, dodging my kicks, and taijutsu.

"Ah...stupidity at it's finest." I say, pulling a clear string, while hand signing. A mixture of kunai and ice water clash rgiht where the white man was standing, making me smirk.

"Oh I'm sorry." He says behind me, only two fingers actually covered in the waters frost.

"Did I escape to early?" He says, and I bite my lip.

"Don't kill me?" I say, more pleading than anything. I place a hand behind my back, hansigning again.

"You beg too? This gets better every second." His masked lips turn up into a smirk, and I glare.

"What are you? Some kind of perverted weirdo that does nasty things inside their head with their enemies?!" I say, as he steps closer.

"No, just yo-" He starts, but is cut off by a huge acid rain cloud, striking poisoned covered ice right into the spot he was standing. I look down to his ice frosted body, laughing slightly.

"Cold?" I say, then shiver as two fingers press against my neck.

"Cold?" He whispers, and I fall to my knees.

"What...what is this?!" I choke, grasping at my neck.

"It's your jutsu, transformed into a new one. The Kiss of Warmth...Gotta ring to it don't you think?" He says, and I rub my neck.

"Make it stop.." I say weakly, as my breath gets shallower.

"What was that?"

"Make. It. Stop...please.." I say, gasping as coldness shadows up my neck.

"Oh, alright...One condition though." He says, and I nod.

"Kiss me." He says, and my eyes widen.

Die...or kiss a Konoha ninja? Ha!

"I'd rather die." I spit meekly.

"Wrong answer." He says, pressing his mask-covered lips to mine, and suddenly my breath returns, and my heart beat is even..

If I stop, will it start again?

He breaks away, and I smile.

"You did not make that jutsu up." I say, scoffing.

"Really? I could have let you die.." He says, and my eyes widen.

I would have died!

"You really did..." I say, as he steps closer to me.

"Even though your not dying, would you do it again?" He says, inches from my face.

"W-would I do...?" I say, my breath catching in my throat.

"Wait a second! Wait a damn second! Your a Konoha Jounin! The White Fang!" I yell, stepping back. He rolls his eyes, and shakes his head.

"Kakashi. Not Daddy." He says, pointing to himself, and my mouth falls open.

"Your his son?!" I say, and ruffle his head.

"Yeah. And your still the enemy remember?" He says, smirking.

"Aww, screw the freaking Leader." I say, before pulling down his mask, and kissing him roughly.

"Your as fierce as I thought." I say smirking, as he pants.

"No..Your just to good of a freaking kisser."

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Booo...I didn't like this one );

I'mma write another, with the same character...Boo, this one was sucky..And I tried so hard..Ugh..

Atsu~