That moment when you wake up with penut butter on your balls and your hamsters are licking the fuck out of them
That moment when you get caught wearing your birthday suit in public and the cop gives you some "frosting for the cake"
In your ass.
That moment when you come out as gay to your dad and he says "does none of my kids like boys?" And your brother says proudly, "I do dad!"
That moment when your dad fucks your brother but says "no homo" and your brother says "So homo" and they create a deformed whale baby and eat it while binge watching The kardashians
That moment when you wanna die because you beat your meat so goddamn hard that you cant feel your left leg
That moment when you oof all over her scroof
That moment when you have nothing better to do than sit on your bed writing shit on wattpad out of boredom and your dog starts beating your hamsters meat
That moment when you accidentally sound like your hitting on your soggy uncle
That moment when your soggy uncle ends up becoming your Moist aunt and you are a pronoun nazi so you protecc her amd her moist winkles
That moment when you realize the word winklets sounds like balls or tits
That moment when your straight mom flat out tells you shes made out with a girl before and you feel happy inside but then you realize she was talking about your sister
That moment when the person reading this should follow you for more stories
That moment when your jelly donut turns out to be a sex toy amd as you go to take a bite it moans and screeches "OH DADDY FUCK YEHEHEES~
H-HARDER" And squirts jelly cum in your mouth without hesitation
