darling, darling

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Wife: Darling, Darling?

Papa: Yes honey?

Wife: Eating pizza?

Papa: what i cant eat a slice of pizza in my own fucking home? I do everything around here while you laze around like a fat cow, i mean look at yourself you pear shaped piece of shit, i bought this fucking pizza so im going to FUCKING eat this pizza! Get a job you worthless whore.

Wife: eating pizza?

Papa: what the fuck shannon yes. Im eating some damn pizza, mind your buisness and leave me be.

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