BTS scenarios

BTS as fathers

Jin: *boy* pfft why blue when there's pink?

y/n: babe please people are going to mistake HIM as a girl

Jin: *sad* b-but boys ca-n w-wear pink too

y/n: lets make another one then *smirks*
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Namjoon: *carries the baby*

Baby: *cries*

y/n:: *looks over to see what's happening*

Namjoon: im sorry for saying that you got no jams

Baby: *stops crying*

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Baby: *sleeping  peacefuly*

Yoongi: ahh finaly some peac- *sleeps*

y/n: are you serious...
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Jimin: omg hun look she's going to say her first words!!

y/n: wait what i gotta record this *takes phone out*

Jimin: *does the same*

y/n: what word were you teaching her?

Jimin: daddy has jams

y/n:

Baby: d-da- dada YOU GOT NO JAMS!!!

y/n:

Jimin:

y/n:

Jimin: are you sure this is my kid and not namjoon's?

Me: babe what kind of question is that?!

Jimin: *cries back to his bedroom*

y/n: ugh here we go again...
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Hoseok: *dresses his son as a flower*

y/n: where the heck did you buy this?

Hoseok:

y/n: babe....

Hoseok: i-i- i made it

y/n: nawwww its so cute!!!

Hoseok: *smiles*

Son: *runs and dances as a flower*
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Taehyung: *has triplets*

y/n: *shouts from the living room* baby can you take care of the girls and your son for a bit?

Taehyung: *doesn't hear from his room and continues to play overwatch*

y/n: TAEHYUNG-AH

Taehyung: *talking to himself* shit shit shit shit shit im dead fuck fuck *runs quickly to the living room*

Taehyung: sorry baby what was that?? *nervous*

y/n: can you please take care of your daughters and son?

Taehyung: ofcourse! * goes over the TV and puts on overwatch while looking after the kids*

y/n: i am so done.
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Jungkook: *has a todler*

Son: *runs around the house naked after his shower*

y/n: oh my gosh even you're fast *chases with the diapers*

Jungkook: *catches him in one second*

Jungkook: LETS RUN AWAY FROM MUMMY

y/n: i give up *chases them*