BTS scenarios

idrk what this is LMAO

Jin: kids come on lets go!!!!

Yoongi: can we just sleep and not go?

Jin: get your asses in the car... NOW

Jungkook: mummy!!!! I'm ready *runs to the car*

Jin, says to himself: you are the only good child my dear

Jimin: *walks out of his room*

Jin: put a freaking shirt on!

Jimin: no need, i have abs *flexes*

Jin: ONE.. TWO..-

Jimin: *runs*

Taehyung; mum!!

Jin: yes taehyungie? *walks to his room because thats where he is*

Jin: one, what are you doing in my room. Two, why did you call me?

Taehyung: what's this shiny packet? *pulls out a condom*

Jin: t-that's nothing

Taehyung: *opens it slowly*

Jin, saying calmly: taehyungie, i'll buy you ice-cream

Taehyung: *stops and smiles then runs to the car*

Jin: Namjoon-ah?? *goes to his room*

Namjoon: *reading*

Jin: joonie, come on lets go

Namjoon: *smiles, stands up with his book and walks to the car*

*screams from affar*

Jin: *sigh*

Hoseok: AHHH AHH!!!!!

Jin: Hoseok-ah!! Why are you screaming?!

Hoseok: JUNGKOOKIE PUT A SPIDER INSIDE MY SHOE!!

Jin, screams inside: j-j-just wear that other shoe come on..
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*in the car*

Yoongi: i can seriously hear that fuck screaming

Jungkook: *covers his ears, namjoon helps his cover his ears too*

Namjoon: hyung can you not swear

Yoongi: what ever.

Taehyung: wait.. my hearing senses are tingling!!

Jimin: what are they saying?

Taehyung: hoseok hyung said that... wait..

Jimin: ?!?!?!?!

Taehyung: that jungkookie put a spider in his shoe

Namjoon: *lets his ears go* is that true jungkook?

Jungkook: huh?

Namjoon: did you put a spider in hoseoks shoes?

Jungkook: no.. why would i do that?!!

Boys, except yoongi: *teasing him that he is going to get in trouble*

Jungkook: *about to cry*

Yoongi, talking to himself: i wonder why hoseok blamed jungkook HAHAHA. Well i'm not going to get in trouble :).

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A/n: UM 500+ READS?!?!?!? WHAT?!?! HOLD UP I'M ACTUALLY SO CONFUSED