ΨρεᎡᏣγ JαᏣκᎦοη JοκεᎦΨ

Ahhhhh, well welcome to Percy Jackson Jokes. Most of these will be off the Internet, but I might make some up. So, without further ado...

AND ALSO! Why the actual Hades are there loads of Percy Jackson Joke books popping up now? I mean I do get a lot of these of the Internet, but I made quite a few of them up, so it get seriously annoying seeing them being used. Like kinda awesome, but also annoying!

1.

Mortal: Why do you love Percy Jackson so much when they're fictional characters who will never love you back?

Me: Why do you breathe when you're gonna die anyway?