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111. Bad movies

111.

Harry Potter fans: They missed out some stuff in the films THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT IN

Hunger Games fans: same here

Divergent fans: WHERE WAS URIAH???

Percy Jackson fans: Don't even go there just don't I mean just look at our movies

How to train your dragon fans: OMG I KNOW RIGHT!!!

*PJO fans and HTTYD fans start having giant conversation about bad movie adaptations while tearing out their hair and screaming their heads off*

Soooo for all of you who thought the PJO movies were the worst movie adaptions ever, in the How To Train your dragon series:

-Toothless was toothless and didn't grow teeth

-He was an ungrateful little BEEP

-He was the size of a cat

-He was a COMMON or garden dragon

-Hiccup had red hair

- Fishlegs was skinny and useless

- The Berks and all the other Vikings were already using dragons

And in the movie:

- Toothless grew teeth

- He loved Hiccup

- TOOTHLESS IS THE SIZE OF A FREAKING BUS

- He is a rare 'Deady Nightshade' or something

- Hiccup has brown hair

- Fishlegs is fat and useless

- Hiccup was the one who found out they could stop killing dragons

- WHO THE HADES IS ASTRID???

- And the two mental twins? What happened there?

- Ahhh Dragon mountain or something? What the actual Hades?

AND A WHOLE OF STUFF NOT IN THE BOOK

See, Percy Jackson has some competition for worst movie ever.