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178. Perks of having a sword

178.

The perks of having a celestial bronze/imperial gold sword:

1. You can stab the mortals you hate and they won't feel it
2. You can kill monsters
3. You can stab the mortals you hate
4. It's a great night light
5. You can stab the mortals you hate

Friend: I'm concerned you seem to excited about stabbing people

Me: stop being nosy or do you want to be one of those mortals?