A Prodigious Shinobi (Naruto Reincarnation Fanfic)

Well. Cool, I'm in Naruto.

   Ugh. Being born hurts. It squeezes you tightly then loosens, again and again, for hours. And let me say one thing, that will most likely happen because I requested no one but me to have this Kekkei Genkai... my clan will be slaughtered. Well, that'll be... fun. I wonder who'll do the deed, a clan member like the Uchiha?

   Anyway, I could already feel my tail, so that's a plus. I'm definitely a Neko like I requested. Woah! My feet are cold... Wait, does that mean my suffering is finally over!? Hallelujah!  I'm free! I bet this is what slaves felt like when the 13th Amendment was passed. Well, I don't really care right now, I must enjoy the time I have with my family before they... die?

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   Yay. I'm Twelve years old now, I think that's about as old as SauceGay was when his family was slaughtered by (Minor Spoiler) Itachi and Obito, and it turns out I'm just a little ways away from the Hidden Leaf, so that's a plus, and my family doesn't even know about our Kekkei anyway, maybe they won't get murdered, I'm getting a little attached to my... Second mom.

   Nevermind. So, I'm right outside Konoha's Gates, without moving my body, which means my Kamii-bot saved me from getting Massacred, oh, by the way, I haven't heard from Kamii-bot in awhile, I wonder if... It's okay?

   Omegash Omegash Ome- "BR34TH3 CH1LD, 1TS JUST K4K4SH1" 'That's exactly WHY I can't breathe, he's so muc-' (A/N: The nosebleed has started. The world is drowning in blood.)-Now that she doesn't have a crush on Kakashi, let's continue-"Is that... Kakashi?" I said aloud, 'Quickly, I must act like I have amnesia, but I remember my family and name!' I thought, quickly changing the way I looked.

   He walked up to me, looking as if he just saw a ghost, and I asked "Do you know where I am... I'm lost, is this Konoha? My parents said to try and find it today" His face looked as if he confirmed something, then quickly replied, "Follow me, I'll take you to out Kage, do you know what he's called?" Oh dear. This was gonna be hard... Ooh! Tsuchikage... Hehehe "Tsuchika-" "Wrong! He's called the Hokage, now hold my hand, I'll teleport us to his office."

*Poof* And that, my friends, is how you trick Kakashi into thinking you have Amnesia and making him take you to the Hokage. It's just too- Well, I spoke, err, thought too soon,

A/N: This one's about the same length as the last, at a lengthy 436 words!