She is just Eve

Part 7 : woman woman woman

That beautiful creature, that almost angel, that " hey that apple is delecious let's eat it " ,that innocent thing , man i don't know how we can live without a woman ,you know when you know a woman so much you discover that you didn't know people or things the way you have to, i mean that girl you used to call a bitch is a Virgin, that girl you used to call cute is stupid and those people you used to think they are cool are actually assholes, i mean woman is like a machine can know anything she wants in one hour well maybe i'm exaggerating a little bit let's say in one day, in fact  i think women are like sharlook Holmes sometimes, i know it is so funny imagine a girl calculating the moment her boyfriend kissed the girl she was friend with in school when she caught his smell different ,imagine it espacielly if she's blonde you know what they say about blonde girls they are crazy ,this will be a good movie to watch .

Have you ever seen a girl angry ? No ? You are the luckiest, well i don't think so, actually seeing a girl angry is one of the most things that makes a guy happy why ? Because my friend when a girl get angry you'll see the most weird drama ever ,she'll shout like a hurricane ,cry like rain and eat food like a pig and the reasons of her anger is so silly most of the times like if you are her boyfriend she'll tell you to never speak with another girl except her and when she sees you with your cousin hugging her you are so fucked, i mean you have to be loyal to her, if you are dating her you have to take the rules without saying a thing , most of the girls have always serious trust issues, they think all guys are assholes and have no feelings, i don't know why they think that way maybe they had  bad experiences before maybe they are not confident enough but that doesn't mean that all guys are alike and if you have a problem within you try to fix it don't blame it on someone else .