UKNOWN NUMBER : 0453-116-502
0453-116-502:
yah, taehyung-ah
0453-116-502:
the disco starts at 6 and i'm literally waiting outside your
doorstep at 6:09
0453-116-502:
where r u
YOU:
soojung, is that you?
YOU:
i've told yoU ! yeontan is not for sale 1!!!1! stOp cONtacTinG mE
0453-116-502:
no im not soojun-
YOU:
how diD you even gEt my numbeR
0453-116-502:
wait no it's not like that
YOU:
aRe you stalking me/??
0453-116-502:
st op no
YOU:
I ACtually cantT believe You
YOU:
this is the fourth time thIS week
0453-116-502:
wAIT ITS NOT
YOU:
stay there im calling the cops
0453-116-502:
STOP YOU IDIOT ITS JIMIN
YOU:
prove iT
YOU:
whats in the lower third drawer of my right bedside table next to my
saxophone case and gucci shrine
0453-116-502:
a leash
0453-116-502:
and its not for yeontan
0453-116-502:
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YOU:
aish its actually you
YOU:
why are you an unknown number?
0453-116-502:
remember it's cause i changed my number last week
YOU:
oh rite rite
[ YOU HAVE CHANGED #0453-116-502 TO USERNAME JIMBLES ]
YOU:
so
YOU:
what do u want
JIMBLES:
ffs whAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I WANT
JIMBLES:
THE DISCO LITERALLY STARTED 15 MINS AGO
YOU:
cHILL CHILL wouldnt want your little wittle fingers to combust
JIMBLES:
remind me to never offer to pick you up again
JIMBLES:
from now on you're on your own
YOU:
WAIT pLS oh, almighty god of transportation! pls have mercy !! ! ! 1!
JIMBLES:
who are you i don't talk to rats
YOU:
r00de
YOU:
calm down b, RELAX ok
YOU:
its all g im getting changed rn
JIMBLES:
well hurry the fuck up
i don't want to miss yoongi poppin it off on the dance floor
YOU:
you actually WANT to see this?
YOU:
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JIMBLES:
omF I CHOKED
JIMBLES:
yoongs hella turnt on the dance floor: a concept
YOU:
yoongs hella turnt on the dance floor:
a concept that may be blinding to the eyes
JIMBLES:
lmao where did you even get that picture of him /?
YOU:
from the last time we went dancing, genius
JIMBLES:
oh shUSh, just please hurry
YOU:
okay kay kaokay
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